im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We talked him into tasing himself.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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