Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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