i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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