K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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