Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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