Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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