Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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