Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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