let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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