I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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