So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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