Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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