Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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