is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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