he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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