I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
