Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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