i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
