Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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