going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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