i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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