On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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