I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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