I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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