question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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