Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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