i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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This baby is an asshole
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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