Buhtt sex?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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