No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Oh god it's open bar.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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