i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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