we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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