is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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