before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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