Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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