why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Dick very happy bro
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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