Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He shit in the fireplace
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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