Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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