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hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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