shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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