I need help removing her.
I skipped work to stalk him.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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