dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
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...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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