Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
