we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??