and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?