I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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