mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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