We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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