I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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