ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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