apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
they need to just BURY HIM!
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
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Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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