I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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