we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We are two peas in an std pod
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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