I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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