I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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